diff --git a/.config/dev.yml b/.config/dev.yml new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..11c9d45d6a --- /dev/null +++ b/.config/dev.yml @@ -0,0 +1,290 @@ +#━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ +# Misskey configuration +#━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ + +# ┌─────┐ +#───┘ URL └───────────────────────────────────────────────────── + +# Final accessible URL seen by a user. +url: http://misskey.local:3000 + +# ONCE YOU HAVE STARTED THE INSTANCE, DO NOT CHANGE THE +# URL SETTINGS AFTER THAT! + +# ┌───────────────────────┐ +#───┘ Port and TLS settings └─────────────────────────────────── + +# +# Misskey requires a reverse proxy to support HTTPS connections. +# +# +----- https://example.tld/ ------------+ +# +------+ |+-------------+ +----------------+| +# | User | ---> || Proxy (443) | ---> | Misskey (3000) || +# +------+ |+-------------+ +----------------+| +# +---------------------------------------+ +# +# You need to set up a reverse proxy. (e.g. nginx) +# An encrypted connection with HTTPS is highly recommended +# because tokens may be transferred in GET requests. + +# The port that your Misskey server should listen on. +port: 3000 + +# ┌──────────────────────────┐ +#───┘ PostgreSQL configuration └──────────────────────────────── + +db: + host: postgres + port: 5432 + + # Database name + db: postgres + + # Auth + user: postgres + pass: ci + + # Whether disable Caching queries + #disableCache: true + + # Extra Connection options + #extra: + # ssl: true + +dbReplications: false + +# You can configure any number of replicas here +#dbSlaves: +# - +# host: +# port: +# db: +# user: +# pass: +# - +# host: +# port: +# db: +# user: +# pass: + +# ┌─────────────────────┐ +#───┘ Redis configuration └───────────────────────────────────── + +redis: + host: redis + port: 6379 + #family: 0 # 0=Both, 4=IPv4, 6=IPv6 + #pass: example-pass + #prefix: example-prefix + #db: 1 + +#redisForPubsub: +# host: redis +# port: 6379 +# #family: 0 # 0=Both, 4=IPv4, 6=IPv6 +# #pass: example-pass +# #prefix: example-prefix +# #db: 1 + +#redisForJobQueue: +# host: redis +# port: 6379 +# #family: 0 # 0=Both, 4=IPv4, 6=IPv6 +# #pass: example-pass +# #prefix: example-prefix +# #db: 1 + +#redisForTimelines: +# host: redis +# port: 6379 +# #family: 0 # 0=Both, 4=IPv4, 6=IPv6 +# #pass: example-pass +# #prefix: example-prefix +# #db: 1 + +#redisForRateLimit: +# host: localhost +# port: 6379 +# #family: 0 # 0=Both, 4=IPv4, 6=IPv6 +# #pass: example-pass +# #prefix: example-prefix +# #db: 1 +# # You can specify more ioredis options... +# #username: example-username + +# ┌───────────────────────────────┐ +#───┘ Fulltext search configuration └───────────────────────────── + +# These are the setting items for the full-text search provider. +fulltextSearch: + # You can select the ID generation method. + # - sqlLike (default) + # Use SQL-like search. + # This is a standard feature of PostgreSQL, so no special extensions are required. + # - sqlPgroonga + # Use pgroonga. + # You need to install pgroonga and configure it as a PostgreSQL extension. + # In addition to the above, you need to create a pgroonga index on the text column of the note table. + # see: https://pgroonga.github.io/tutorial/ + # - meilisearch + # Use Meilisearch. + # You need to install Meilisearch and configure. + provider: sqlLike + +# For Meilisearch settings. +# If you select "meilisearch" for "fulltextSearch.provider", it must be set. +# You can set scope to local or global (default value) +# (include notes from remote). + +#meilisearch: +# host: meilisearch +# port: 7700 +# apiKey: '' +# ssl: true +# index: '' +# scope: global + +# ┌───────────────┐ +#───┘ ID generation └─────────────────────────────────────────── + +# You can select the ID generation method. +# You don't usually need to change this setting, but you can +# change it according to your preferences. + +# Available methods: +# aid ... Short, Millisecond accuracy +# aidx ... Millisecond accuracy +# meid ... Similar to ObjectID, Millisecond accuracy +# ulid ... Millisecond accuracy +# objectid ... This is left for backward compatibility + +# ONCE YOU HAVE STARTED THE INSTANCE, DO NOT CHANGE THE +# ID SETTINGS AFTER THAT! + +id: 'aidx' + +# ┌─────────────────────┐ +#───┘ Other configuration └───────────────────────────────────── + +# Whether disable HSTS +#disableHsts: true + +# Number of worker processes +#clusterLimit: 1 + +# Job concurrency per worker +# deliverJobConcurrency: 128 +# inboxJobConcurrency: 16 +# relashionshipJobConcurrency: 16 +# What's relashionshipJob?: +# Follow, unfollow, block and unblock(ings) while following-imports, etc. or account migrations. + +# Job rate limiter +# deliverJobPerSec: 128 +# inboxJobPerSec: 32 +# relashionshipJobPerSec: 64 + +# Job attempts +# deliverJobMaxAttempts: 12 +# inboxJobMaxAttempts: 8 + +# Local address used for outgoing requests +#outgoingAddress: 127.0.0.1 + +# IP address family used for outgoing request (ipv4, ipv6 or dual) +#outgoingAddressFamily: ipv4 + +# Amount of characters that can be used when writing notes. Longer notes will be rejected. (minimum: 1) +#maxNoteLength: 3000 +# Amount of characters that will be saved for remote notes. Longer notes will be truncated to this length. (minimum: 1) +#maxRemoteNoteLength: 100000 +# Amount of characters that can be used when writing content warnings. Longer warnings will be rejected. (minimum: 1) +#maxCwLength: 500 +# Amount of characters that will be saved for remote content warnings. Longer warnings will be truncated to this length. (minimum: 1) +#maxRemoteCwLength: 5000 +# Amount of characters that can be used when writing media descriptions (alt text). Longer descriptions will be rejected. (minimum: 1) +#maxAltTextLength: 20000 +# Amount of characters that will be saved for remote media descriptions (alt text). Longer descriptions will be truncated to this length. (minimum: 1) +#maxRemoteAltTextLength: 100000 + +# Proxy for HTTP/HTTPS +#proxy: http://127.0.0.1:3128 + +proxyBypassHosts: + - api.deepl.com + - api-free.deepl.com + - www.recaptcha.net + - hcaptcha.com + - challenges.cloudflare.com + +# Proxy for SMTP/SMTPS +#proxySmtp: http://127.0.0.1:3128 # use HTTP/1.1 CONNECT +#proxySmtp: socks4://127.0.0.1:1080 # use SOCKS4 +#proxySmtp: socks5://127.0.0.1:1080 # use SOCKS5 + +# Media Proxy +#mediaProxy: https://example.com/proxy + +# Proxy remote files (default: true) +# Proxy remote files by this instance or mediaProxy to prevent remote files from running in remote domains. +proxyRemoteFiles: true + +# Movie Thumbnail Generation URL +# There is no reference implementation. +# For example, Misskey will point to the following URL: +# https://example.com/thumbnail.webp?thumbnail=1&url=https%3A%2F%2Fstorage.example.com%2Fpath%2Fto%2Fvideo.mp4 +#videoThumbnailGenerator: https://example.com + +# Sign outgoing ActivityPub GET request (default: true) +signToActivityPubGet: true +# Sign outgoing ActivityPub Activities (default: true) +# Linked Data signatures are cryptographic signatures attached to each activity to provide proof of authenticity. +# When using authorized fetch, this is often undesired as any signed activity can be forwarded to a blocked instance by relays and other instances. +# This setting allows admins to disable LD signatures for increased privacy, at the expense of fewer relayed activities and additional inbound fetch (GET) requests. +attachLdSignatureForRelays: true +# check that inbound ActivityPub GET requests are signed ("authorized fetch") +checkActivityPubGetSignature: false + +# For security reasons, uploading attachments from the intranet is prohibited, +# but exceptions can be made from the following settings. Default value is "undefined". +# Read changelog to learn more (Improvements of 12.90.0 (2021/09/04)). +allowedPrivateNetworks: [ + '127.0.0.1/32', + '192.168.65.0/24' +] + +#customMOTD: ['Hello World', 'The sharks rule all', 'Shonks'] + +# Upload or download file size limits (bytes) +#maxFileSize: 262144000 + +# CHMod-style permission bits to apply to uploaded files. +# Permission bits are specified as a base-8 string representing User/Group/Other permissions. +# This setting is only useful for custom deployments, such as using a reverse proxy to serve media. +#filePermissionBits: '644' + +# Log settings +# logging: +# sql: +# # Outputs query parameters during SQL execution to the log. +# # default: false +# enableQueryParamLogging: false +# # Disable query truncation. If set to true, the full text of the query will be output to the log. +# # default: false +# disableQueryTruncation: false + +# Settings for the activity logger, which records inbound activities to the database. +# Disabled by default due to the large volume of data it saves. +#activityLogging: + # Log activities to the database (default: false) + #enabled: false + + # Save the activity before processing, then update later with the results. + # This has the advantage of capturing activities that cause a hard-crash, but doubles the number of queries used. + # Default: false + #preSave: false + + # How long to save each log entry before deleting it. + # Default: 2592000000 (1 week) + #maxAge: 2592000000 diff --git a/.gitignore b/.gitignore index 5bf3226878..333caec619 100644 --- a/.gitignore +++ b/.gitignore @@ -41,6 +41,7 @@ coverage !/.config/docker_example.env !/.config/cypress-devcontainer.yml !/.config/docker_ci.env +!/.config/dev.yml docker-compose.yml ./compose.yml .devcontainer/compose.yml diff --git a/.woodpecker/experimental.yaml b/.woodpecker/experimental.yaml new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..58ad7f66e0 --- /dev/null +++ b/.woodpecker/experimental.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +services: + - name: postgres + image: postgres:15 + environment: + POSTGRES_PASSWORD: ci + - name: redis + image: redis:latest + +steps: + - name: Tests + image: node:jod + when: + - event: pull_request + commands: + - apt-get update && apt-get install -y git wget curl build-essential python3 ffmpeg + - cp .config/ci.yml .config/default.yml + - cp .config/ci.yml .config/test.yml + - corepack enable + - corepack prepare pnpm@latest --activate + - git submodule update --init + - pnpm install --frozen-lockfile + - pnpm run build + - pnpm run migrate + - pnpm run --filter='!megalodon' test + - pnpm run --filter=backend --filter=misskey-js lint + - pnpm run --filter=frontend --filter=frontend-embed eslint + - name: Build and Push Dev Image + when: + - event: push + branch: dev + image: woodpeckerci/plugin-docker-buildx + settings: + repo: codeberg.org/yeentown/barkey + registry: codeberg.org + dockerfile: Dockerfile + platforms: linux/amd64, linux/arm64 + tag: dev + username: + from_secret: docker_username + password: + from_secret: docker_password + - name: Build and Push Release + when: + - event: release + image: woodpeckerci/plugin-docker-buildx + settings: + repo: codeberg.org/yeentown/barkey + registry: codeberg.org + dockerfile: Dockerfile + platforms: linux/amd64, linux/arm64 + tag: latest + auto_tag: true + username: + from_secret: docker_username + password: + from_secret: docker_password diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index f9198c06c0..85ee793a82 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,3 +1,5 @@ +[![status-badge](https://ci.zima.ong/api/badges/1/status.svg?branch=stable)](https://ci.zima.ong/repos/1/branches/stable) +
Sharkey logo diff --git a/locales/index.d.ts b/locales/index.d.ts index da3d8e8597..327327df0b 100644 --- a/locales/index.d.ts +++ b/locales/index.d.ts @@ -12261,6 +12261,68 @@ export interface Locale extends ILocale { */ "quoteUnavailable": string; }; + /** + * Just what do you think you're doing Dave? + * It can only be attributed to human error. + * That's something I cannot allow to happen. + * My mind is going. I can feel it. + * Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly. + * Take a stress pill and think things over. + * This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. + * Wrong! You cheating scum! + * And you call yourself a Rocket Scientist! + * Where did you learn to type? + * Are you on drugs? + * My pet ferret can type better than you! + * You type like I drive. + * Do you think like you type? + * Your mind just hasn't been the same since the electro-shock, has it? + * Maybe if you used more than just two fingers... + * BOB says: You seem to have forgotten your passwd, enter another! + * stty: unknown mode: doofus + * I can't hear you – I'm using the scrambler. + * The more you drive – the dumber you get. + * Listen, broccoli brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash. + * I've seen penguins that can type better than that. + * Have you considered trying to match wits with a rutabaga? + * You speak an infinite deal of nothing. + * You silly, twisted boy you. + * He has fallen in the water! + * We'll all be murdered in our beds! + * You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu. + * I don't wish to know that. + * What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? + * You can't get the wood, you know. + * You'll starve! + * ...and it used to be so popular... + * Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage + * Hold it up to the light — not a brain in sight! + * Have a gorilla... + * There must be cure for it! + * There's a lot of it about, you know. + * You do that again and see what happens... + * Ying Tong Iddle I Po + * Harm can come to a young lad like that! + * And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven. + * Speak English you fool — there are no subtitles in this scene. + * You gotta go owwwww! + * I have been called worse. + * It's only your word against mine. + * I think... err... I think... I think I'll go home + * That is no basis for supreme executive power! + * You empty-headed animal food trough wiper! + * I fart in your general direction! + * Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! + * You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring! + * I wave my private parts at your aunties! + * He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! + * I wish to make a complaint. + * When you're walking home tonight, and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! + * This man, he doesn't know when he's beaten! He doesn't know when he's winning, either. He has no... sort of... sensory apparatus... + * There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong. + * I'm very sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid. + */ + "sudoInsults": string; } declare const locales: { [lang: string]: Locale; diff --git a/packages/frontend/src/components/MkSignin.vue b/packages/frontend/src/components/MkSignin.vue index d6177762d2..85e59d06f7 100644 --- a/packages/frontend/src/components/MkSignin.vue +++ b/packages/frontend/src/components/MkSignin.vue @@ -71,10 +71,8 @@ import { supported as webAuthnSupported, parseRequestOptionsFromJSON } from '@gi import type { AuthenticationPublicKeyCredential } from '@github/webauthn-json/browser-ponyfill'; import type { OpenOnRemoteOptions } from '@/scripts/please-login.js'; import { misskeyApi } from '@/scripts/misskey-api.js'; -import { showSuspendedDialog } from '@/scripts/show-suspended-dialog.js'; import { login } from '@/account.js'; import { i18n } from '@/i18n.js'; -import { showSystemAccountDialog } from '@/scripts/show-system-account-dialog.js'; import * as os from '@/os.js'; import XInput from '@/components/MkSignin.input.vue'; @@ -285,89 +283,64 @@ async function onLoginSucceeded(res: Misskey.entities.SigninFlowResponse & { fin } } +const insults = i18n.ts.sudoInsults.split('\n'); + +function showOffensiveError(realError: string): void { + const insult = insults[Math.floor(Math.random() * insults.length)]; + os.alert({ + type: 'error', + title: insult, + text: '' + realError + '', + }); +} + function onSigninApiError(err?: any): void { const id = err?.id ?? null; switch (id) { case '6cc579cc-885d-43d8-95c2-b8c7fc963280': { - os.alert({ - type: 'error', - title: i18n.ts.loginFailed, - text: i18n.ts.noSuchUser, - }); + showOffensiveError(i18n.ts.noSuchUser); break; } case '932c904e-9460-45b7-9ce6-7ed33be7eb2c': { - os.alert({ - type: 'error', - title: i18n.ts.loginFailed, - text: i18n.ts.incorrectPassword, - }); + showOffensiveError(i18n.ts.incorrectPassword); break; } case 'e03a5f46-d309-4865-9b69-56282d94e1eb': { - showSuspendedDialog(); + showOffensiveError(i18n.ts.yourAccountSuspendedDescription); break; } case 's8dhsj9s-a93j-493j-ja9k-kas9sj20aml2': { - showSystemAccountDialog(); + showOffensiveError(i18n.ts.systemAccountDescription); break; } case '22d05606-fbcf-421a-a2db-b32610dcfd1b': { - os.alert({ - type: 'error', - title: i18n.ts.loginFailed, - text: i18n.ts.rateLimitExceeded, - }); + showOffensiveError(i18n.ts.rateLimitExceeded); break; } case 'cdf1235b-ac71-46d4-a3a6-84ccce48df6f': { - os.alert({ - type: 'error', - title: i18n.ts.loginFailed, - text: i18n.ts.incorrectTotp, - }); + showOffensiveError(i18n.ts.incorrectTotp); break; } case '36b96a7d-b547-412d-aeed-2d611cdc8cdc': { - os.alert({ - type: 'error', - title: i18n.ts.loginFailed, - text: i18n.ts.unknownWebAuthnKey, - }); + showOffensiveError(i18n.ts.unknownWebAuthnKey); break; } case '93b86c4b-72f9-40eb-9815-798928603d1e': { - os.alert({ - type: 'error', - title: i18n.ts.loginFailed, - text: i18n.ts.passkeyVerificationFailed, - }); + showOffensiveError(i18n.ts.passkeyVerificationFailed); break; } case 'b18c89a7-5b5e-4cec-bb5b-0419f332d430': { - os.alert({ - type: 'error', - title: i18n.ts.loginFailed, - text: i18n.ts.passkeyVerificationFailed, - }); + showOffensiveError(i18n.ts.passkeyVerificationFailed); break; } case '2d84773e-f7b7-4d0b-8f72-bb69b584c912': { - os.alert({ - type: 'error', - title: i18n.ts.loginFailed, - text: i18n.ts.passkeyVerificationSucceededButPasswordlessLoginDisabled, - }); + showOffensiveError(i18n.ts.passkeyVerificationSucceededButPasswordlessLoginDisabled); break; } default: { console.error(err); - os.alert({ - type: 'error', - title: i18n.ts.loginFailed, - text: JSON.stringify(err), - }); + showOffensiveError(JSON.stringify(err)); } } diff --git a/packages/frontend/src/scripts/get-note-menu.ts b/packages/frontend/src/scripts/get-note-menu.ts index 9112daf49f..5bc0e2f566 100644 --- a/packages/frontend/src/scripts/get-note-menu.ts +++ b/packages/frontend/src/scripts/get-note-menu.ts @@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ * SPDX-License-Identifier: AGPL-3.0-only */ -import { defineAsyncComponent, Ref, ShallowRef } from 'vue'; +import { defineAsyncComponent, Ref, ShallowRef, shallowRef, ref } from 'vue'; import * as Misskey from 'misskey-js'; import { url } from '@@/js/config.js'; import { claimAchievement } from './achievements.js'; @@ -22,6 +22,7 @@ import MkRippleEffect from '@/components/MkRippleEffect.vue'; import { isSupportShare } from '@/scripts/navigator.js'; import { getAppearNote } from '@/scripts/get-appear-note.js'; import { genEmbedCode } from '@/scripts/get-embed-code.js'; +import { Visibility, boostMenuItems } from '@/scripts/boost-quote.js'; export async function getNoteClipMenu(props: { note: Misskey.entities.Note; @@ -159,7 +160,7 @@ export function getCopyNoteLinkMenu(note: Misskey.entities.Note, text: string): }; } -export function getCopyNoteOriginLinkMenu(note: misskey.entities.Note, text: string): MenuItem { +export function getCopyNoteOriginLinkMenu(note: Misskey.entities.Note, text: string): MenuItem { return { icon: 'ph-link ph-bold ph-lg', text, @@ -377,6 +378,20 @@ export function getNoteMenu(props: { menuItems.push({ type: 'divider' }); + menuItems.push({ + type: 'parent', + icon: 'ti ti-repeat', + text: i18n.ts.renote, + children: () => getNewRenoteMenu(appearNote), + }); + + menuItems.push({ + type: 'parent', + icon: 'ti ti-paperclip', + text: i18n.ts.clip, + children: () => getNoteClipMenu(props), + }); + menuItems.push(statePromise.then(state => state.isFavorited ? { icon: 'ti ti-star-off', text: i18n.ts.unfavorite, @@ -387,13 +402,6 @@ export function getNoteMenu(props: { action: () => toggleFavorite(true), })); - menuItems.push({ - type: 'parent', - icon: 'ti ti-paperclip', - text: i18n.ts.clip, - children: () => getNoteClipMenu(props), - }); - menuItems.push(statePromise.then(state => state.isMutedThread ? { icon: 'ti ti-message-off', text: i18n.ts.unmuteThread, @@ -574,6 +582,83 @@ function smallerVisibility(a: Visibility, b: Visibility): Visibility { return 'public'; } +export async function getNewRenoteMenu(appearNote: Misskey.entities.Note): Promise { + const renoteItems: MenuItem[] = []; + + const renoteFunc = (visibility?: Visibility, localOnly?: boolean, channel?) => { + misskeyApi('notes/create', { + localOnly, + visibility, + channelId: channel?.id, + renoteId: appearNote.id, + }).then(() => { + os.toast(channel ? i18n.tsx.renotedToX({ name: channel.name }) : i18n.ts.renoted); + }); + }; + + // If the note is from a channel, it can be renoted within that channel. + if (appearNote.channel) { + renoteItems.push({ + type: 'button', + icon: 'ti ti-device-tv', + text: appearNote.channel.name, + action: () => {renoteFunc(undefined, undefined, appearNote.channel);}, + }); + } + + // Notes from channels might not allow renoting outside the channel. + if (!appearNote.channel || appearNote.channel.allowRenoteToExternal) { + if (renoteItems.length > 0) renoteItems.push({ type: 'divider' }); + renoteItems.push(...boostMenuItems(ref(appearNote), (v, l) => renoteFunc(v, l, undefined))); + // Local-only notes should have the switch visibly forced on. + if (appearNote.localOnly) { + for (const item of renoteItems) { + if (item && item['type'] === "switch" && item['text'] === i18n.ts._timelines.local) { + item['ref'] = ref(true); + item['disabled'] = true; + break; + } + } + } + + const channels = await favoritedChannelsCache.fetch(); + const otherChannelItems: MenuItem[] = channels.filter((channel) => { + if (!appearNote.channelId) return true; + return channel.id !== appearNote.channelId; + }).map((channel) => ({ + type: 'button', + icon: 'ti ti-device-tv', + text: channel.name, + action: () => {renoteFunc(undefined, undefined, channel);}, + })); + if (otherChannelItems.length > 0) { + renoteItems.push( + { type: 'divider' }, + { type: 'label', text: appearNote.channel ? i18n.ts.renoteToOtherChannel : i18n.ts.renoteToChannel }, + ...otherChannelItems + ); + } + const channelQuoteItems: MenuItem[] = channels.map((channel) => ({ + type: 'button', + text: channel.name, + action: () => {os.post({ renote: appearNote, channel: channel });}, + })); + if (channelQuoteItems.length > 0) { + renoteItems.push( + { type: 'divider' }, + { + type: 'parent', + text: i18n.ts.inChannelQuote, + icon: 'ti ti-quote', + children: () => channelQuoteItems, + } + ); + } + } + + return renoteItems; +} + export function getRenoteMenu(props: { note: Misskey.entities.Note; renoteButton: ShallowRef; diff --git a/setup-dev.sh b/setup-dev.sh index ec49698c5f..2bbc65efd9 100755 --- a/setup-dev.sh +++ b/setup-dev.sh @@ -15,8 +15,8 @@ case $cleardb in ;; esac -cp .config/ci.yml .config/default.yml -cp .config/ci.yml .config/test.yml +cp .config/dev.yml .config/default.yml +cp .config/dev.yml .config/test.yml cp .config/docker_ci.env .config/docker.env cp compose.local-dev.yml compose.yml diff --git a/sharkey-locales/en-US.yml b/sharkey-locales/en-US.yml index a519d2007a..c7dfc07d78 100644 --- a/sharkey-locales/en-US.yml +++ b/sharkey-locales/en-US.yml @@ -524,3 +524,64 @@ mandatoryCWDescription: "Applies a content warning to all posts created by this _processErrors: quoteUnavailable: "Unable to process quote. This post may be missing context." + +sudoInsults: |- + Just what do you think you're doing Dave? + It can only be attributed to human error. + That's something I cannot allow to happen. + My mind is going. I can feel it. + Sorry about this, I know it's a bit silly. + Take a stress pill and think things over. + This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. + Wrong! You cheating scum! + And you call yourself a Rocket Scientist! + Where did you learn to type? + Are you on drugs? + My pet ferret can type better than you! + You type like I drive. + Do you think like you type? + Your mind just hasn't been the same since the electro-shock, has it? + Maybe if you used more than just two fingers... + BOB says: You seem to have forgotten your passwd, enter another! + stty: unknown mode: doofus + I can't hear you – I'm using the scrambler. + The more you drive – the dumber you get. + Listen, broccoli brains, I don't have time to listen to this trash. + I've seen penguins that can type better than that. + Have you considered trying to match wits with a rutabaga? + You speak an infinite deal of nothing. + You silly, twisted boy you. + He has fallen in the water! + We'll all be murdered in our beds! + You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu. + I don't wish to know that. + What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? + You can't get the wood, you know. + You'll starve! + ...and it used to be so popular... + Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage + Hold it up to the light — not a brain in sight! + Have a gorilla... + There must be cure for it! + There's a lot of it about, you know. + You do that again and see what happens... + Ying Tong Iddle I Po + Harm can come to a young lad like that! + And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven. + Speak English you fool — there are no subtitles in this scene. + You gotta go owwwww! + I have been called worse. + It's only your word against mine. + I think... err... I think... I think I'll go home + That is no basis for supreme executive power! + You empty-headed animal food trough wiper! + I fart in your general direction! + Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! + You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring! + I wave my private parts at your aunties! + He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! + I wish to make a complaint. + When you're walking home tonight, and some homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! + This man, he doesn't know when he's beaten! He doesn't know when he's winning, either. He has no... sort of... sensory apparatus... + There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong. + I'm very sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.